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Curator of the digital hearth and keeper of the backend. The Admin account oversees site operations, content integrity, and platform security for Bramble & Briar, a Washington-based LLC supporting a diverse portfolio of creative and professional projects. While not a public-facing role, Admin ensures everything runs smoothly behind the scenes—quietly, reliably, and with a touch of bramble.
How direct and blunt do we need to be?
One would have thought, realistically, that a single page stating “Hello, we’re here. Now Go Away.” would have been direct enough to stop you from caling our Legal Representative to offer your unsolicated services.
But apparently not.
So read this very carefully:
- There’s no content.No user forums. No store. No shop.
- And that’s exactly how it needs to be.
- This site exists to meet our legal requirements.
- Not to entertain, engage, or be optimized for your unsolicited outreach.
- We do not want your help “building our brand,” “enhancing our customer engagement,” or any of the other corporate fluff you’re peddling.
We’re not interested.
We’re not listening.
We’re not buying.
A Few of Our Least Favorite Things
- Domain registration scams: Especially the ones claiming to be from enom.com, calling from a Florida number at 5 AM on a Saturday. You got 30 seconds of Russian profanity before being blocked. Cherish it.
- Business directory scams: No, we don’t want to be listed. Anywhere.
- Business coaching offers: We’re not confused. We’re just not interested.
- Domain name payment requests: Our TKD reseller is on our Board of Directors. Nice try.
- SEO promises to rank #1 on Google: We don’t care. We’re not trying to be found.
📵 Registered Agent Contact Policy
This business is registered in the State of Washington, and our Registered Agent is designated solely for receiving legal and regulatory correspondence, per RCW 23.95.400.
Do not contact the Registered Agent for anything else.
Unsolicited communications—including marketing, service offers, or promotional outreach—are strictly prohibited.Such contacts are being reported as spam to relevant ISPs and carriers.
Under the Washington Commercial Electronic Mail Act (RCW 19.190) and the Consumer Protection Act (RCW 19.86), misleading or unsolicited messages may be subject to enforcement by the Washington State Attorney General—or private legal action.1
☎️ As our voicemail says: Sod off.
Read more: My god. You people are dense.(Actually, it’s much more direct than that.)
“Right, ye’ve rung through t’Bramble an’ Briar, LLC. Whatever shite ye’re floggin’ or peddlin’, we don’t want it, we don’t need it, an’ we’ll not be wastin’ so much as a spit o’ breath on the likes o’ you. Yer wastin’ our feckin’ time—an’ there’s precious little o’ that left after sufferin’ would-be Johnny-Jump-Ups thinkin’ they can sell us the moon for the price of a copper. So here’s me kindly word t’ye: go feck yerself ‘til yer eyes water, an’ may the pox take ye so fierce yer cock’ll melt in yer hand before the day’s out. Now piss off, ye useless gobshite, an’ don’t darken this line again.”